I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.

the girl you wished you had (via vintage-drunk)

(via fourtris-love)

wearedisneykids:

#18: Disney Kids like Eugene Fitzherbert a lot better than Flynn Rider.
Can we please go as these three for Halloween please girls?!?!?!?!
@laurenlouise248 @jadelobrennan
moriarty:

i want this tattooed on my body
We Are Disney Kids. »
Me and my Bean at the Skarratt wedding! 😘❤️
Thanks for the photo @ohnolaura 💜 (at The Deanes House)
These kids are my life, I’ll always have unconditional love for them ❤️ (at Uncle Neil’s)
Spending the day with my 3 Dunkerley boys and my bestest Auntie G! Can’t believe my baby Tom is six this week, he needs to stop growing up. Too much love for these 4, they’re my life 💙
This my dilemma, and it’s not even happening to me.
RG: @pennyjarr91
Even though he’s somewhere, I feel as though he’s died … and I can’t get him back.